1 hour before:
Yay! Say goodbye to excess water weight! Well. Hopefully at least.
Oh, hey, it's not too bad! Kinda tastes like unsweetened iced tea.
Half an hour later:
. . . Okay. So, straw method? Chug it? Yeah. That'll be good.
Wow. Okay. I have to pee.
30 minutes later:
. . . Again? Really?
Another 30 minutes later:
. . . SERIOUSLY!? . . . I didn't even know I had this much fluid in me!
Needless to say, I've honestly just finished day one of this little "water weight flush" drink thing, and I've had to pee like a friggin' racehorse. I have no idea what it's going to do to my weight, but at least I'm drinking water! And peeing out toxins, right? Sure!